[identity profile] mortar.livejournal.com 2010-07-31 06:42 am (UTC)(link)
I demand to see the smutty tags.

[identity profile] mortar.livejournal.com 2010-07-31 06:45 am (UTC)(link)
MAKE THEM MORE SMUTTY WOMAN. WRITE AN EROTICA NOVELLA WITH YOUR TAGS.

[identity profile] mortar.livejournal.com 2010-07-31 06:52 am (UTC)(link)
...................

go get 25 cents. and buy one from a second hand store. if it doesn't have a halfnaked girl on the front then it's not legit.

[identity profile] mortar.livejournal.com 2010-07-31 07:03 am (UTC)(link)
oh my god.


That is what you're going to use as my bedtime story, right?

[identity profile] mortar.livejournal.com 2010-07-31 07:07 am (UTC)(link)
Aces.